tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

forgivemyrightbrain:

When someone posts a stupid status on Facebook, you’re never quite sure if it’s sarcasm or not. When someone writes something stupid on Tumblr, you can bet it’s sarcasm. Every. Damn. Time.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

When someone posts a stupid status on Facebook, you’re never quite sure if it’s sarcasm or not. When someone writes something stupid on Tumblr, you can bet it’s sarcasm. Every. Damn. Time.

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

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